You ever wonder what Superman is like when there is no one around.
Not like no one, but no other super heroes,
no press, no throngs of an adoring public.
Just you and Superman.
Does he shed that Boy Scout persona?
Does he finally relax?
Does he make you do his bidding?
Buy him ice cream? Do his laundry? Massage his feet?
Is he like that 600-pound gorilla,
Sitting wherever he wants.