You ever notice
How Princess Peach,
Mario, and Luigi
Are the only humans around?
There are Koopa Troopas,
Goombas, Bullet Bills,
Piranha Plants, Wigglers,
Chain Chomps, Thomps,
Bowser, and a whole slew of others
Inhabit the Mushroom Kingdom.
But the one human female
And her two enforcers
Rule over them.
Bowser was right.
Fight for independence.
Fight the power!
Fight Mario!
